Short Story Hook

When we walk into the Taco Bell bathroom I noticed that there was a perfectly clean sink, so I thought, why not take a bath? Being an 80 year old man,taking a bath is a hard process for little ol' me. "Now kids don't worry I got myself a Speedo on." "Grandpa Leeroy, can we go outside and wait for you?" "Oh, of course you can kids, be safe." I watch them leave out of them windows I see some youngster’s dresses up as them coloring crayons riding on a wagon. I look the other way and notice that them darn wipper snappers are gone faster than a dill pickle. I get myselfers out of that darn sink and walk out to catch them little sonnies before they reach that wagon and go down that hill bigger than a Halloween pumpkin. "Hey kids you don’t wanna go down that hill, or you'll die faster than I can say bean sprout." They start rolling down that hill, quicker than a Kentucky Derby horse. Man that made me wanna go get some of that fried chicken, which stuff's better than a reindeer pecan pie.