Author's note: In this piece, my table was given a character, a setting, and a theme. We had to create a short story hook, and this is what I came up with!
When we walk into the Taco Bell bathroom I noticed that there was a perfectly clean sink, so I thought, why not take a bath? "Now kids don't worry I got myself a Speedo on." Out them windows I see some youngsters dresses up as them coloring crayons riding on a wagon. I look the other way and notice that them darn wipper snappers are gone faster than a dill pickle. I get myselfers out of that darn sink and walk out to catch them little sonnies before they reach that wagon and go down that hill bigger than a Halloween pumpkin. "Hey kids you don’t wanna go down that hill, or you'll die faster than I can say bean sprout." They start rolling down that hill, quicker than a kentucky durby hourse. Man that made wanna go get some of that fried chicken, that stuff's better than a reindeer pecan pie.
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